Showing posts with label Ann Romney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ann Romney. Show all posts

Monday, November 05, 2012

"Game Changing" October Surprises that Never Happened

Breaking News, Big Scoop from Matt Drudge: A powerful political insider claims to have an Ann Romney "Whitey" tape. Rumored content:
"Why vote for whitey when you can vote for 'whiter than whitey'?"
David Brooks reveals his shocking discovery that on the eve of the first debate the candidates were replaced by hideous space aliens. Nobody who saw the debate is surprised - the big surprise is finding out that Paul Ryan and Joe Biden weren't "body-snatched". The candidates then agree that the country should build a giant space cannon, with the polls split 50:48 on whether or not it should be aimed at the planet Kolob.

Donald Trump produces a real Obama birth certificate, resulting in the following exchange,
Trump: Barack, I am your father.

Obama: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

Trump: Search your dreams of your father, you know it to be true!

Obama: Noooooooo.......
A secret audio recording is found in which Romney explains why he is running for President,
"It was back when I was still running a small business and was barely pulling in eight figures. We still only had two, maybe three houses, but we were optimistic about the future so we packed the kids into the car and went house shopping. We were driving down Pennsylvania Avenue in D.C. when one of the kids, I think it was Taggart, pointed at the White House and said "Can we buy that one?" Ann laughed, but I said, "You know what...."

Monday, August 27, 2012

"Mitt's Cheap. All the Trappings of Wealth... That's all Ann"

I have commented before that I can respect Mitt Romney's reported cheapness, and some of it does appear to be genuine (such as occasionally flying coach), but when you hear a guy chatting up $million dressage horses with Sean Hannity, or has multiple multi-million dollar homes with cars sitting idle at each home, you know that a lot of it is window dressing. Case in point:
Last week, when the campaign stayed at a Marriott Renaissance, he lamented that a cheaper Marriott Courtyard was nearby. He washes his own Brooks Brothers no-iron shirts in hotel rooms. On one recent day, as he dashed to an awaiting car, he grabbed leftover boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios and saved a bowl of fruit—not leaving anything for waste.
I find it very difficult to believe that Romney ever begrudged one of his business partners a suite at a top hotel. That is to say, I suspect that this is less about the careful pinching of pennies and is more about "Why do these peons need better than the cheapest room available, especially if I'm willing to bite the bullet." And yes, it's great that Romney is willing to stay at the "cheaper" hotel, himself, but that form of leadership seems only to occur when he's the top dog, not when he's among peers.

The part that most strikes me is Romney's supposedly taking time off from his campaigning and press appearances to wash his own shirts in the sink of his hotel room, presumably hanging them in the bathtub to dry, hauling out the iron and ironing board the next morning, wearing shirts that smell faintly of hotel bar soap or shampoo.... Frankly, if he's not being phony with that claim he's being, as they say, penny wise and pound foolish. It would be an inconsequential expense for him to have his shirts professionally laundered and, if he really thought it was not worth the cost, would be absurd for him not to delegate. It's neither fun nor efficient to try to do your laundry in a hotel room sink and, frankly, Romney's appearance belies the idea that he drip dries his shirts in his motel rooms.

Also, since when is the act of taking extra, sealed boxes of cereal from the hotel's breakfast bar an act of keeping the cereal from going to waste? If that's a form of cheapness, it's the brand that imposes an additional cost on the hotel in order to save a few dollars later in the day when you don't have to pay for a snack. By way of comparison, the guy who stuffs his pockets full of food from a buffet so that he doesn't have to buy another meal that day is demonstrating cheapness, but he only paid for the meal he actually ate at the restaurant.

Let me put it this way: I don't doubt that Romney can in fact be cheap, both at times with himself and more consistently with the people he doesn't deem worthy of largesse, but "I'll bet you $10,000" that this is an attempt by his campaign to oversell a value that "the polls say that voters like" through credulous reporters.

And the idea that every one of Romney's extraordinary indulgences can be written off with, "He likes to keep Ann happy?" Really, the man needs to take some responsibility.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Lucky Number 13

What is it about Mitt Romney, that he can't help but pick at his scabs? First it's "I paid "at least" 13% in "taxes" during each of the past ten years. (We shouldn't now ask about year #11?) Why is he even talking about his taxes? Does he believe that people will think that's a high number? Does he want his lack of candor on his income and taxes to be in the headlines?

And again sending Ann Romney out to draw a line in the sand for him? Even after she made the haughty statement, "we’ve released all the information you people need to know." Really, what's his team thinking? (Or should that be, "Is his team thinking?")

Update: Hardcore Romney supporter Ed Rogers also doesn't understand Romney's tactic. "If Romney isn't going to release his tax returns, he should quit talking about them".

Thursday, July 05, 2012

The Presidential Hopeful's Unfortunate Wife

Sometimes you wish that candidates would just keep their wives out of things, lest they end up having to pretend to like to bake cookies1 or get caught saying silly things on camera.

For example....
"I feel like all [Obama]'s doing is saying, 'Let's kill this guy," she said, seated next to her husband, presumptive GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney, in an exclusive interview with CBS News chief political correspondent Jan Crawford. "And I feel like that's not really a very good campaign policy.
What does that over-the-top hyperbole actually mean?
Ann Romney said it's all part of a plan to portray her husband "in a light that is just completely wrong... they don't' get him at all."
How about a specific example?
Pressed by Crawford on what qualities in her husband she sees most misrepresented, she said, that "he's not as approachable as I am or something like that. That's like, really kind of funny to me because it's all - it's all backwards."
Um... yeah. You see, "The Adjustment Bureau" is based on real life, and... starting when he was in high school, perhaps before that, President Obama has been dispatching... agents that are similar to, but aren't quite angels... to change the path of Romney's life so that he appears stiff and unapproachable. Not to mention, the guy who was messing with Matt Damon's life in the Adjustment Bureau also played General Zod in Superman II - which could mean that his real-life counterpart is not only an alien but is evil... and has superpowers.

I don't mean to mock the actual argument, that the President is trying to "kill" Romney by making him look stiff and unapproachable. We need to be fair: the man is approachable by even the littlest of the little people - you just have to approach him in the right manner.


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1. There is nothing wrong with liking to bake cookies - you just shouldn't have to pretend.