Google Land

Last night, as we tucked her into bed, our four-year-old daughter started to tell us about "Google Land".

Google land is full of smart people.

There are no lines in Google Land.

Everything is free in Google land. They have free food, and free pop and free chocolate.

There are dumb people in Google Land, but they have to pay.

Pretty close.¹
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1. I suspect that if I ask her teacher, I'll find out that either one of her classmates' parents works for Google, or they had a visitor come in from Google's local office. I would ask at Google's local office, but now I'm afraid they would charge me for the information. ;-)