Sunday, January 16, 2005

This seems pretty brazen....

New and used judges for sale on eBay? (Don't "used" judges prefer the term "experienced"?)


  1. I wonder if one gets one of those judges if one has to use them for judging. I mean, I don't need any judging done but I sure could use some help cleaning out my basement. ;) -slynne

  2. From Law Laughs:

    A beautiful woman entered a bar and sat next to a lawyer. "Listen honey," she said, "For $50, I'll do absolutely anything you want."

    The lawyer pulled fifty dollars from his wallet and said, "Paint my house."

  3. I thought they preferred "pre-owned" ;)

  4. My favorite SNL skit was a scene in a 1950s jury room (a takeoff on "Twelve Angry Men") where the frustrated jurors have obviously been deliberating for hours and unable to come to a verdict. One makes a suggestion: "Let's look at the judge's instructions again."

    Yes, yes, they all agree in relief, and the jury foreman picks up the papers and starts reading the judge's instructions: "One. Remove judge from styrofoam..."


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