Political discussion and ranting, premised upon the fact that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
I wonder if one gets one of those judges if one has to use them for judging. I mean, I don't need any judging done but I sure could use some help cleaning out my basement. ;) -slynne
From Law Laughs:A beautiful woman entered a bar and sat next to a lawyer. "Listen honey," she said, "For $50, I'll do absolutely anything you want."The lawyer pulled fifty dollars from his wallet and said, "Paint my house."
I thought they preferred "pre-owned" ;)
My favorite SNL skit was a scene in a 1950s jury room (a takeoff on "Twelve Angry Men") where the frustrated jurors have obviously been deliberating for hours and unable to come to a verdict. One makes a suggestion: "Let's look at the judge's instructions again."Yes, yes, they all agree in relief, and the jury foreman picks up the papers and starts reading the judge's instructions: "One. Remove judge from styrofoam..."