Showing posts with label SPAM Email. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SPAM Email. Show all posts

Monday, July 12, 2010

Oh, Like I'm Going To Fall For This

An unsolicited email:
Dear Counsel,My name is MRS AKEMI KOBAYASHI . I was married to my ex husband Mr Newberg KOBAYASHI (who lives in your jurisdiction) for 7yrs and in July 2009.I need you to assist me collect the funds he owe me.I will give you more details as soon as you contact me.Please contact me via my E-mail: mrs.cho@w.cn
Like I'm going to try to collect money from anybody who works for Keyser Söze.1, 2
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1. If you don't get the reference, here you go - rent the movie, it's worth your time. And you should stop reading here, because the next footnote includes a potential spoiler.

2. Yes, obviously it's a spam, scam email. I'm adding this second footnote because I don't need you to tell me that - the post is even tagged as 'humor'. Besides, if you've seen the movie you know that Kobayashi doesn't exist - well, he does, but it's reasonable to infer that he's not actually named after a coffee cup.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Law Firm Marketing Spam


Yet another marketing spam:
Hello.

Have you been to Google lately to see if a listing of your law firm‚s website appears on the first page of search results? If it is not there, you may be losing a lot of business to your competitors.

To check it, go to google.com and enter the name of your town and the word „attorney.‰

If it is not listed, we can list it on the first page of search results within 24 hours. We have done this for hundreds of professionals like you.

We charge monthly for this service. There is no contract. In most cases, the cost is $49.95 per month. To learn how much it would cost in your city, please visit the website at the address below:

http://www.attorneyweblinks.com

Sincerely,

Joseph F. Alward, PhD
Spectrum Web Design and Advertising
2524 Bonniebrook Drive
Stockton CA 95207-1304
(209) 473-8423
(800) 506-5866
Boy, lawyers must have a reputation for being a bunch of rubes.

For most people, having your law firm pop up under such a generic search term is worthless. If you handle bankruptcy cases, you need qualified leads, not just random people searching for attorneys in your town. (And what about people searching for "lawyers" instead of "attorneys"?)

Worse, from following the link, all this site is doing is offering to purchase you AdWords ads under that generic search term. I doubt many people are using that search term for your town. Also, this type of flat fee deal creates a perverse disincentive for the marketing company, in that it is selling "pay per click" ads and will make more money if your ad is sufficiently unappealing that it doesn't generate many clicks.

If you want to find out how much it actually costs to set up an ad campaign like this for your town, open a free AdWords account, set up an ad, and see how much they project as the cost. You can even authorize a maximum monthly budget of $49.95.

Also, make sure you're registered with local search - it's free, and may get you a link next to a map at or near the top of the first Google search results page.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Using Gmail As A Spam Filter


I have no love of web-based email. Years ago when I had MSN dial-up, Microsoft made the anti-consumer decision to block POP Mail and force its users to use Hotmail instead. I had about eight more months on my MSN contract, and Microsoft indicated that the fee for early termination was, well, almost as much as the balance of the contract. (If you want to know the point in time when I decided to give Microsoft as little of my money as humanly possible, that would be it.)

I also used Yahoo! mail for a number of years, particularly when I was on vacation. I would use it to pull email from my POP server, without deleting the originals such that they could be downloaded when I returned home. But its atrocious spam filtering led me to abandon that idea. The idea of paying them a premium to (possibly) keep a web-based email account usable, with a spam filter of unknown quality? Not appealing.

I haven't been paying much attention to Gmail, beyond noting that it does have decent spam filtering, but I read something today that may cause me to take a second look - apparently I can route my email through Gmail, taking full advantage of its spam filter, while continuing to download my email and continuing to use my own email addresses.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

When Bulk Email Goes Wrong....


I received this today:
Contact,

I was recently in contact with , who referred me to you. suggested that you would be in charge of evaluating a web conferencing service that helps reduce costs, increase productivity, and drive sales.
How compelling....

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Fighting SPAM


The New York Times has noticed that SPAM is a problem, even though we have federal legislation telling direct marketers that they CAN-SPAM. The article notes the opinion of some that:
"Can Spam legalized spamming itself," said Steve Linford, the founder of the Spamhaus Project, a London organization that is one of the leading groups intent on eliminating junk e-mail. And in making spam legal, he said, the new rules also invited flouting by those intent on being outlaws.
The article spends a lot of time describing how various players in the anti-SPAM game are wringing their hands, and suggesting that the problem is futile.
"The more effective the filtering technology," Ms. Mitchell said, "the more spam they have to send to get the same dollar rate of return."

Those rates of return can be staggeringly high (and the costs of entry into the market relatively low).

A spammer can often expect to receive anywhere from a 25 percent to a 50 percent commission on any sales of a product that result from a spam campaign, according to a calculus developed by Richi Jennings, an Internet security analyst with Ferris Research, a technology industry consulting firm.

Even if only 2,000 of 200 million recipients of a spam campaign - a single day's response rate for some spammers - actually go to a merchant's Web site to purchase a $50 bottle of an herbal supplement, a spammer working at a 25 percent commission will take in $25,000. If a spammer makes use of anonymous virus-enslaved computers to spread the campaign, expenses like bandwidth payments to Internet service providers are low - as is the likelihood of anyone's tracking down who pushed the "send" button.
Okay, so here's an idea which I would have though would be obvious: the commissions don't come from the ether, so if you can't go after the spammer go after the commission. The "spam-friendly merchants" described in the article certainly do exist - but even they have nominal "no spamming" rules for their affiliates (even as they roll in the dough from SPAM-generated sales and refuse to acknowledge complaints from victims of their affiliates' spamming). Rather than the impotent status quo:
The new federal law does give prosecutors some leverage to go after the merchants - but it must be proved that they knew, or should have known, that their wares were being fed into the illegal spam chain.
Have an agency such as the FTC maintain a list of IP numbers which, due to a history of bad conduct, cannot be approved for commercial email campaigns. Require vendors to mandate that affiliates register in advance of any email campaign the IP number from which their email campaign will originate, to deny permission to affiliates who want to use a banned IP, and to deny commissions to affiliates who fail to register their email campaigns. Give prosecutors the right to seize commissions payable to those whose affiliate ID's are associated with mass email campaigns which violate the law, and require that the affiliates petition for release of the funds. (I'm not advocating forfeiture, or reversal of the burden of proof - Once the affiliate identifies himself and appears in the U.S. Court, if the prosecutor cannot demonstrate that the affiliate did indeed engage in spamming, the funds should be released upon proper petition, if a prosecutor does not move forward within a specified period of time to demonstrate wrongful conduct. But I suspect that true spammers will be reluctant to identify themselves to a court and to subject themselves to its jurisdiction. And a history of claims of "victimization" should be admissible as evidence, consistent with FRE 404(b).)

If you want to move past SPAM email, require that vendors refuse to grant affilate status to websites hosted at IP numbers associated with spamming activity, and require that they terminate affiliates whose websites move to banned hosts.