Who Wants to Marry Fred Hiatt?

That and other "reality show" alternatives to the Post's "America's Next Great Pundit" contest, from CJR.

The ultimate winner will get the opportunity to write a weekly column that may appear in the print and/or online editions of The Washington Post, paid at a rate of $200 per column, for a total of 13 weeks and $2,600.

Wow. That's really impressive and/or unimpressive.