Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Honorable Mention?


Is this type of thing enough for a Darwin Awards, honorable mention (you know, the stupid things people do that don't kill them, such that they would qualify for the full award?
911 Operator: 911, What's the nature of your emergency?

Darwin Nominee: I don't care what my wife told you; I didn't touch her.
Does it make a difference that this was the first contact between the household and the local constabulary?

1 comment:

  1. Would it be safe to assume that a certain amount of alcohol had been consumed?

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