Is this type of thing enough for a Darwin Awards, honorable mention (you know, the stupid things people do that don't kill them, such that they would qualify for the full award?
911 Operator: 911, What's the nature of your emergency?Does it make a difference that this was the first contact between the household and the local constabulary?
Darwin Nominee: I don't care what my wife told you; I didn't touch her.
Would it be safe to assume that a certain amount of alcohol had been consumed?
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